Bloody god forsaken Saint Valentine. Why the fuck is the guy's week celebrated? I mean for chrissakes, gimme a girlfriend and I will worship you no end :@
But N0o0o0o0o, I need to be single and alone for the most irritating week in the year and watch people be happy and girlfraands hanging from their pockets :X
And it's been so long since i properly celebrated the friggin week that i needed to consult yahoo answers to know what day was celebrated as what.
And here's what happened every single day of the week!
7 Feb Rose Day - Also Saturday. College closed. No girl in 2 miles radius. And that's all the area I can scan because the bike in my room is under repairs.
8 Feb Propose Day: Sunday. Couldn't wake up in time to watch girls who came to library. (Read meeting their boyfriends)
9 Feb Chocolate Day: Monday finally. We have this National Entrepreneurship Week going on from 9th to 14th and I was on the management committee. Which i confess is a fancy way to cover for the fact that we did nothing.
Oh and yes, I went to the nearest chocolate store with TWO, YES TWO of my seniors and bought chocolates for ourselves. They were guys both of them :\
10 Feb Teddy Day : You Do realize i WILL detest this day as teddies are really expensive now. And hey I still don't have a girl Do I?
11 Feb Promise Day: I promised myself I would do nothing. We had a crappy band performance by the college bands to boot.
12 Feb Kiss Day: I woke up and found my cheeks wet. Roommates soundly feigning sleep.
13 Feb Hug Day: I went and hugged the basketball pole.
14 Feb VALENTINE'S DAY: It's in capitals and you would expect me to drop a bomb and tell you guys HEY! I boinked some random chick. But NO, how can I let go of my bachelorhood? I went to Noida with 2k bucks and guess what, bought myself shiny new Sony Ericsson Earphones HPM82 (H) worth 1600 rupees.
Amazing way to spend Valentine's Week. I > You
Atleast you got the earphones lol!
ReplyDeleteHope your next Valentines day gets you to spend all your life savings on Bose Headphones =P But maybe not for you, for someone else =)
lmao, one your most brutally hilarious posts lol! especially Hug day!
ReplyDeleteOmg ! I can stop laughing right now. =))
ReplyDeleteRofl ! =))
HILARIOUS. :D Mind blowing! Dude, you are too good. Trust me. :)
13th and 14th feb...lmao. :P
And well, ahem ahem, I know what exactly you did on 11th, 13th and on 14th. :| :))
LMAO ! That was hilarious ! hehe (((hugs)))
ReplyDeleteBut you got yourself a new Sony Ericsson Earphones right ? Had you a girl, till you finish your engineering, you'd have had to forget about it see ? So forget that irritating one week and here's to being single, footloose and fancy-free ! YAy !
haha.
ReplyDeleteyou sure do have some time on your hands to think about that week. sheesh.
btw, remember me?